May 2008
5 posts
I got a GPS for my birthday. I’m a lucky man.
April 2008
10 posts
Andrew Lloyd Webber kinda creeps me out. Kinda a lot.
Purchase your “franchise” now!
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I married a hot woman way out of my league. I even buy her, sorry, OUR cats special food because they are obese. That’s love.
I just heard a coworker say “Baby done growed nine ounces.” That’s right, I just done did.
I think our trashcan got repoed. Turns out “Waste Industries” and “Waste Management” aren’t the same company. Don’t worry… We got a new 1.
spontaneous lunch with my wife was awesome… even if it was with 200 kids
Rock Band with the groupies last night was rather awesome.